Sunday, February 19, 2012

It won't be the same anymore, but my love is.


It starts with this so-called Yaya's dream bedroom,



I kinda like this bedroom idea at the first place,


And the others started to make this swimming-bedroom's photo goes looooong....


And this


It reminds me of our previous two years together, a lot. Thinking on how those awesome time spent, i feel like crying mannnn :') 
Rindunya nak masuk kolej balik, buat preparations, discussions, hoo-hah, etc.

Take care korang! 

Ps : Yaya, kalau bilik kau banjir tolong la update kat aku. Teringin sangat nak offer idea bilik yang baru :p hehe! 

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Rawak-random-rawak.



Sila tampo (tampar) muka sendiri jika kamu pernah melakukan salah satu (atau kesemuanya?) daripada perkara ini.

1. When you went to other people's wedding reception, you start talking like a wedding expert.
"Eeeuwww, what kind of reception is this?! No music, no bridesmaids, Oh! oww... look at that! The groom sudah kurus already! Last time i saw him like this big, you know. Babe, did he go for liposuction? *smirk* Should i ask his sister?"
2.  When someone offered you a taste on something like food, you'll go like these :
"Eh, what is this? Nampak macam #~s0>:@^#*"/ aje. Takpe lah, i rasa sikit ye."
"Oh...darling, you know how much i care about my body figure kan. Takkan i nak makan benda macam ni. If anything happened to me, you nak bertanggungjawab ke? Taknak kannn."
3.  You and your friends gossiping, suddenly broke into laughter like LOL but your friend's smelly breath up to your nose. What would you do?
i) Stop laughing and stare at her.
ii) *Make a puke sound* "OMG, i should bought a bunch of Halls for you!"
iii) "Ehem, bro. I got dentist friend for you if you're interested like aaa..a... making a new friends, you know. AND, she's still single and available!"
4. When people commenting on your social networking photos saying that, "Ah, kawaii~", "What a beautiful creature we got here", "I could see your school packs, man! like 6 of them?teehee!", "Stunning!", "Kamoo cangat kiut woh~", dan sebagainya. What would your reply be?
" Where got comel. You la comel". --Padehal make-up se inci.
" I can recommend you few places to do the nose job. They're quite good, you see".
"Alololo, you lagi cantik. I nie biasa biasa je. Hidung mancung, Pipi gebu, Gigi tersusun, Flawless lagi. Uhuk~"
" Heheh, Thanks Darlings! Do hit the 'LIKE' button for me yeah. Mmmuuaahh!"
 5.  You went to your friend's house (invited or not) and your mouth couldn't stop talking like there's a feedback box placed inside the house.
" If i were you Bendy, i won't put my desktop there. It's just ermm..erm.. not strategic."
" What?! you don't use selipar in the toilet? It's too dangerous darla! I almost tergelincir tau, kuman lagi semua. ishh".
" Whoaaahhh, your room sangatlah awesome, Majid weh! siap bling-bling lagi. Pakai designer mana ni? Selca jommm!" *cheeeeseeee*

6. Sila panaskan telapak tangan masing-masing termasuk engkau wahai Fukaihah. Meh tampo diri sendiri berulang kali.

"ONE BIG SLAP IN THE FACE, EVERYONE."











Monday, February 6, 2012

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Beauty is completely subjective, dude.


Assalamualaikum :D

Aku selalu tefikir macam mana aku boleh class-kan orang ni cantik, orang tu anggun, orang sana cute, orang sini selekeh, etc. Maybe our perception of 'beauty' is the impact of Media brainwash? Mungkin jugak, who knows kan. 

Dulu, aku selalu rasa macam vogue gila kalau pakai heels and shades bila kat airport. Sungguh celebrity rasanya. Ataupun, bila jogging you should wear hoodie sweater as it looks so cool! As time goes on, banyak orang yang aku jumpa nak his/her future husband/wife dengan certain criteria, me included. Nak yang bitch-style, kulit sawo matang, mata sepet, gigi tersusun, slang pantai timur, etc. Well, banyak juga orang yang aku jumpa married with someone that doesn't meet with those criteria created before. Surprisingly, boleh pulak hidup aman bahagia. Alhamdulillah.

Taste aku? haha, yang aku takleh buang sampai sekarang - Chinese look. Tu pasal kemain lagi minat korea. Bajet macam boleh dapat sorang cenggitu lettewww :p 


That's why beauty is not objective. Let say, kalau beauty itu dikeluarkan dalam bentuk MCQ. Apa akan jadi?

1. Sesorang itu akan kelihatan elegant apabila .....

A. Memakai handbag besar macam briefcase.
B. Mempunyai lips yang 'kissable'.
C. Gaya berjalan yang laju dan berdetak-detak.
D. Tengkuk penuh dengan necklace macam lock chain.

2. Kamu begitu macho sekiranya .....

A. Kamu merupakan pemain basketball!
B. Memakai belt buckles sebesar alam.
C. Bercakap dengan suara yang rendah.
D. Kamu tidak pandai makan menggunakan tangan.




Susah tak nak pilih? Takde ke choice lain wehhh?


Okay, let's not complaining from now on.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Gigit tangan orang.

Assalamualaikum!

Tadi aku ada dental appointment pukul 2 petang. Tapi aku taktau kenapa, mereka tidak begitu berdedikasi hari ini. Mana taknya appointment pukul 2pm, bukak clinic pun pukul 2.10pm. Nahhh, that's what we call the typical Malaysian kannnn :p

Selalu kalau bab menunggu orang ni yang paling aku benci. BUT, since aku dah start ber-practical & mingle dengan orang hospital, aku baru paham karenah punctuality ni. The reason is we do have a lot of things to do in just an hour! especially during lunch time.  Tapi makcik sebelah aku dah tarik muncung untuk hang baju dah. Namun begitu, (ceeewaahh) aku tak nafikan bahawa punctuality tu memang sangat crucial dalam menjamin tahap service yang terbaik mampu diberikan. (mentang-mentang punch card takde ink merah lagi tahun ni, tu yang sibuk nak punctual bagai)

Oh, back to the topic. 

About 2.30pm a male attendant (or maybe a nurse?) called out my name twice, asked me to wait in there as they prepared all those stainless steel thingy. I almost fell asleep while waiting tau. Tapi tak sangka sampai terbawa-bawa time treatment ==" 

Aku cuma tersedar bila Dentist tu cakap, "Kakkk, (referring to the senior S/N) dia gigit tangan saya". Cepat cepat aku kembali ke alam nyata. 

After few minutes, aku tertidur lagi. "Adik, jangan gigit tangan saya". Damn, i bit her fingers AGAINNN. No wonder bau glove terasa sampai sekarang LOL.

I put up my hands saying that i'm sorry (I couldn't talk by the way). Basically i just wrote down everything.

Like this,